You Have Nothing to Fear But What I Tell You to Fear: New Candidate Enters the Election Race!

In case you haven’t heard or seen the signs up, there’s an election coming up in Canada May 2nd. A bunch of my colleagues here on the site will be covering it and offering their opinions over the next few weeks. Makes sense that I do the same, right?

That’s what I thought. Until I saw this ad via Facebook:

(loose translation: the Liberals and the Bloc are leaving the door open to illegal immigrants, fortunately we have Stephen Harper and the Conservatives)

I guess you could say that it really inspired me. So simple. So basic. So to the point. In fact, it’s such paint-by-numbers fear mongering that anyone could do the same. Wait, I thought to myself, I’m anyone. So, with that in mind, please allow me to announce my candidacy with this video:

On second thought, maybe I’m rushing into this one a little quickly. After all, an election campaign requires investment of money, time and keeping a straight face. Plus, the real downside is if you get elected, you actually have to do stuff.

So with that in mind, I’m just going to leave all the fear-mongering to the pros:

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