Johnny Scott’s Tips for Beating the Heat
June 11th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
So, you don’t have central air to pump through your home or a pool to jump into, but you want
June 11th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
So, you don’t have central air to pump through your home or a pool to jump into, but you want
June 3rd, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
It’s summertime and summertime means a lot of things. Patios, splash pads, breaking into the zoo while high on mushrooms,
May 19th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
Yeah, maybe I’ll DJ your event. What does it pay? What’s the bar tab like? How about the MDMA tab?
May 13th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
Breakups are tough. Whether you’re the breaker or the breakee, each comes with its own different set of hurdles to
May 5th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
Do you want to know which three letters of the alphabet are the most dangerous? I’ll tell you; VLT. Hi,
April 28th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
When I was about 12 years old I was climbing a particularly tall tree in my neighbourhood and, after reaching
April 9th, 2013 | by Goofy & Miss K
Dear Goofy, I’ve been dating this guy for about a month now and things are going really well. He’s sweet,
April 8th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
A lot of guys have a problem with menstruation. Which is silly, because it’s a naturally occurring function of the
March 25th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
I’m going to Hell. At this point there’s no two ways about it, no changing my blasphemous ways, no making
March 10th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
Who’s bright idea was this Daylight Savings Time thing anyway? What, we just lose a whole hour? It just disappears? Who
February 24th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
It’s a big night for the movies tonight. Oscar night. Hollywood’s glitziest night of schadenfreude back-pats and hollow masturbatory gestures.
January 22nd, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
When I look at at my vices, of which there are many, and consider trying to conquer some of them,
January 15th, 2013 | by Johnny Scott
Through it all, there is one thing that I’ve never experienced. One thing that, when I tell you, will sound so ridiculous that you’ll probably say “You’re a filthy liar” out loud, to your computer screen or phone or crystal ball or whatever you’re reading this on
April 24th, 2011 | by ftbtv
Suzie prepares a very special cup of coco for when JC comes to pick up Rex. Meanwhile, unaware of Rex's whereabouts, JC considers preying for Rex's return and tries to find a religion that suits him, while preparing to interview special guest Jesus (Troy Conrad) via satellite from California