http://www.forgetthebox.net More than a Montrea Blog, Better than you think Fri, 24 May 2013 15:34:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://www.forgetthebox.net/baring-it-all-on-screen-the-full-report-on-full-frontal/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/baring-it-all-on-screen-the-full-report-on-full-frontal/#comments Sat, 11 May 2013 22:52:13 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=50560 Up until quite recently, the penis has enjoyed very little screen time in mainstream North American cinema. While its phallic presence can be sensed in the bulges of spandex superhero costumes or beneath carefully crumpled sheets following a romp in the sack with the buxom leading lady, its actual on-screen life is next to nil, ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/baring-it-all-on-screen-the-full-report-on-full-frontal/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/come-together-at-the-masturbate-a-thon/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/come-together-at-the-masturbate-a-thon/#comments Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:45:16 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=50354 I think we can all agree that one of the reasons masturbation is so wonderful is that it feels so good. But on Saturday May 4th you can masturbate not just for those good feelings but for a good cause as well]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/come-together-at-the-masturbate-a-thon/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/love-sex-n-shit-dating-multiple-women/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/love-sex-n-shit-dating-multiple-women/#comments Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:00:50 +0000 Goofy & Miss K http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=50294 Why get love and sex advice from one person when you can benefit from the wisdom of two. Goofy Welldone and Miss K are here to help. Today’s topic: dating multiple women Dear Forget The Box, I’ve recently met a couple of women, both of whom I liked. I met them around the same time ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/love-sex-n-shit-dating-multiple-women/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/love-sex-n-shit-with-goofy-welldone/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/love-sex-n-shit-with-goofy-welldone/#comments Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:41:17 +0000 Goofy & Miss K http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=50073 Dear Goofy, I’ve been dating this guy for about a month now and things are going really well. He’s sweet, we get along great, we have similar interests and values. The only problem is, we haven’t slept together yet and I know he wants to move our relationship to the next level. The thing is, ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/love-sex-n-shit-with-goofy-welldone/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/pauline-marois-sex-tape-leaked-government-looking-for-culprits/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/pauline-marois-sex-tape-leaked-government-looking-for-culprits/#comments Mon, 01 Apr 2013 10:00:47 +0000 Jason C. McLean http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=49889 The minority PQ government is in full damage control mode this morning after a sex tape staring none other than premier Pauline Marois was leaked on the internet late last night. While Marois herself could not be reached for comment, Jean-François Lisée, minister of international relations, addressed the issue in an early morning press conference ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/pauline-marois-sex-tape-leaked-government-looking-for-culprits/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/what-the-queef/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/what-the-queef/#comments Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:10:54 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=49449 I once had a friend who could queef on command. The first time I saw her perform this uniquely feminine, though certainly not ladylike, bodily function was in front of three gay men. They giggled with glee and disbelief as she popped their queef cherry. A queef, also known as vaginal flatulence, a vart, a ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/what-the-queef/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/naked-with-glasses/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/naked-with-glasses/#comments Sat, 02 Mar 2013 15:07:18 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=49094 It’s been nearly 80 years since Dorothy Parker summed it up for bespectacled ladies everywhere with her astute quip, “men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses”. While eye wear fashion has evolved aesthetically since the Great Depression, the sentiment surrounding wearing them, particularly for women, remains as archaic as ever. I never felt ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/naked-with-glasses/feed/ 1 http://www.forgetthebox.net/wanna-bang-your-friends/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/wanna-bang-your-friends/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:30:00 +0000 Chris Zacchia http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=48481 Do you have a couple friends that you’d also like to do the horizontal mambo with? We all do, but how do you get it across without the awkwardness if your friend isn’t down to fuck. Well leave it to the pioneers of the internet to solve your problems. A new facebook app called Bangwithfriends ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/wanna-bang-your-friends/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/hung-up-on-hookups/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/hung-up-on-hookups/#comments Sat, 02 Feb 2013 16:36:35 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=48445 These days, hooking up is easier than ever. I bet I could find a half-decent looking stranger willing to come over to my place and bang me silly in less than thirty minutes online, half that if I straight up advertise myself as a sex columnist]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/hung-up-on-hookups/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/period-sex/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/period-sex/#comments Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:09:21 +0000 Keltie Larter http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=48280 So, once a month blood comes out of my vagina. And not just a little bit either. I bleed heavily for, like, seven days. No shit. Some of it’s red, some of it’s brown, and some days I bleed big, almost black blood clots. Grossed out? Well tough. It’s all part of the beautiful magic ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/period-sex/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/heating-up-at-the-everything-to-do-with-sex-show/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/heating-up-at-the-everything-to-do-with-sex-show/#comments Sat, 19 Jan 2013 16:28:05 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=48148 As I pull on another pair of warm, woolen socks to complement my thick knit sweater, I realize that the chill of winter has really set in. But I’ve drank my fill of steeped tea, soup will simply no longer suffice and leaving my undergarments on the radiator while I’m in the shower only keeps ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/heating-up-at-the-everything-to-do-with-sex-show/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/new-year-new-you/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/new-year-new-you/#comments Sat, 05 Jan 2013 15:52:19 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=47926 A new year always seems like a good time for a fresh start. But why does it seem that making New Year’s resolutions is almost as common as breaking them? New Year’s resolutions have existed since the time of ancient Babylon when people would make promises to the gods about paying back debts and returning ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/new-year-new-you/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/biggest-sex-scandals-of-2012/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/biggest-sex-scandals-of-2012/#comments Mon, 31 Dec 2012 22:21:05 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=47731 Tabloid journalism and the internet have killed any semblance of privacy for celebrities. We devour every little detail of their lives, especially their sordid and deviant sexual behavior. Maybe we like it because we thrive on drama, or maybe because it makes us feel a bit better about our own sex lives. At any rate, ]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/biggest-sex-scandals-of-2012/feed/ 0 http://www.forgetthebox.net/when-failure-to-disclose-is-a-crime/ http://www.forgetthebox.net/when-failure-to-disclose-is-a-crime/#comments Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:06:37 +0000 Jessica Klein http://www.forgetthebox.net/?p=46326 The issue of HIV-status disclosure has been a hot topic recently in Canada. Yesterday, 31-year old Steven Boone of Ottawa was charged with three counts attempted murder and aggravated sexual assault after not disclosing his status to his sexual partners before having unprotected sex. Two charges were ultimately dismissed, while more have since been filed in Ottawa and Waterloo]]> http://www.forgetthebox.net/when-failure-to-disclose-is-a-crime/feed/ 0