There are way too many festivals in summer to keep up with. If you’re going to any events in the festivals, though, the only festival that really matters is the infringement festival and please go to the Barfly on June 24th and buy all of the paintings marked “LT 10.” For the unbelievably low price of just $50 each. Be sure to ask for Jason and be sure to tip him well when you pay for your purchases of the incredible paintings of an incredible artist. Of course, you can also buy art from some of the other artists on display, but the ones marked “LT 10” or the much rarer “LT â€˜09” paintings are sure to become quite valueable in the future. Ok, I admit it. They’re my paintings and I desperately need the money generated from their sales.
Here’s a partial list the festivals in the general area held during the summerâ€¦
Elektra digital arts fest, Montreal infringement festival, Montreal Chamber Music Festival, AccÃ¨s Asie, Biennale de Montréal, Montreal Comic-Con, Sketch Comedy Festival, Festival musique actuelle Victoriaville, Montreal International Musical Competition, Festival TransAmériques, Festivalissimo, Latin and Iberian festival, Anarchist bookfair, Montreal Museums Day, Montreal Bike Fest (Féria du vélo) MUTEK electronic music and digital creativity festival, Suoni per il popolo, Tulip festival, Estival Festival, lobster festival, sausage festival, October festival, Dollard blues, Tremblant blues, Ottawa Blues festival, Le Mondial de la biÃ¨re/Beer Festival, Tour La Nuit Tour de l’ÃŽle, Les FrancoFolies, Nuit blanche sur tableau noir, St-Ambroise Fringe Festival, Montreal Grand Prix Terres En Vue/Land InSights first people’s festival, 26th annual International des feux Loto-Québec fireworks fest, Infringement Festival, FÃªte nationale ,Montréal Baroque, Montreal International Jazz Festival,Canada Day, Moving festival, FIMA Festival international Montréal en Arts, Paysages Ã‰phémÃ¨res, public art fest, Comedy festival Just for laughs/Juste pour rire, International tango festival, International Festival of Circus Arts, La Festivale Estivale, Fantasia Film Fest, Les Week-ends du Monde, Festival international de LanaudiÃ¨re classical music, Lilith Fair, Dragon Boat Race Festival, Divers/Cité Gay and Lesbian Pride days, Montreal Highland Games, Osheaga music & arts festival, La Grande Rencontre folk fest, Heavy MTL, FÃªte Eco-Bio-Paysanne, Italian Week, FestiBlues, Otakuthon anime festival, FÃªte des enfants/Children’s Festival, Matsuri Japon Japanese festival, St-Jean-sur-Richelieu Hot Air Balloon Festival, Montreal World Film Festival, 18th-century public market, NAPA Auto Parts 200, Mois de la Photo La Magie des Lanternes, Montreal Marathon, Buffalo infringement festival, Burlesque Festival, Journées de la culture Quebec-wide culture fest, Orgue et couleurs organ music fest, Pop Montreal, et cetera.
-let me catch my breath.
That was only a partial list. There are too many festivals here in the summer and nobody can possibly follow them all!
And let me re-iterate, please come to the BARFLY on ST. Jean Baptiste, or Fete des Separatistes, or whatever they’re calling it these days, on Thursday, the 24th of June, 2010, and PLEASE buy out the entire stock of paintings that are signed “LT 10.” (or LT 09) I need the money badly.