Facebook graveyard got me down today… Fuck, I keep inviting Tim to events I always did before because I knew he would be there Wet dreamland with that military s&m hat and sunglasses Carebear onesie or cats in space I have a hard time grasping that he is gone doesn’t make sense a world without […]

If you call yourself an Incel (short for involuntarily celibate) and your biggest gripe against the world is that you can’t get laid, I have some advice for you. It’s quite simple, really. In fact it’s only one word: masturbate. If that doesn’t work and you still feel the need to lash out and make […]

So, I have been reading cheesy lesbian erotica out loud to my partner, I highly suggest it! It’s fun to fantasize and play. Perfect for spicing up an already hot situation. I channeled all of the paperback romance novels I have ever read. It’s all about pretty words baby! Here is my attempt at true […]